Despite being a regular member of the squad for the first few games of the season, Wayne’s appearances became fewer as the season wore on. Presumably, this is because Wayne is a regular church-goer and has nothing to do with the fact that Wayne gets so drunk on a Saturday night the only dribbling he can do on a Sunday morning is on his pillow. When he has played, it has been a pleasure to watch our McManaman lookalike mesmerise the defence before slipping the ball through for Curt to score. Bere’s loss is Real Madrid’s gain!!