Darren Brown

POSITION: Midfield

NICKNAMES: Bungy; Farmer Brown

What can I say about Darren Brown that has not been said before, nothing printable that’s for sure. Every team has their enforcer in the middle of midfield and Darren, or Bungy as he is affectionately known, is ours. If Roy is Keane, Bungy is keener; if Norman Hunter bites your legs, Bungy rips them out at the roots. Every Sunday you can see Farmer Brown ploughing his furrow up and down the middle of the pitch and woe betide anyone who gets in his way, team mates included. He also has an eye for goal, with a striker’s instinct of where the goal is and a knack of being in the right place at the right time. Move over Terminator, here comes the Rotovator!!