'Up mountain - down beer'

This
winter seasons sees BRASS expanding with three
expedition. Phil our mountaineer went to the Andes to climb
peaks for the New
Year. We have two new members of BRASS as Phil is
accompanied by friends from
North Street. Full story click here.
Another
trip to Argentiere see below.
Founder
members Lillie and Scott and a new BRASS
member Mr Gamble went for a foray to the snow in mid-March.
Their new recruit
comes from the dizzy heights of Boswell Close so was be able to
handle the attitude.
Gadget
man is in between jobs but has threaten to
becomes a ski bum for the season. We saw him in Chamonix.
Enjoy
and don't forget:
'Only
Cowards - Slowdown'
Argentiere 2006
First Expedition
This year Bere Regis Alpine Sports Society first expedition to
Argentiere included Rob, Pip and Phil arrived safely on day 1 to find
Nigel had arrived the day before. Nigel admitted he had fallen on his
first day. Drinks in Nigel. After several pitchers of Stella and chips
we
were ready for dinner. Cheese, Cheese and more Cheese was on the menu
in soups, grilled and puddings. Eventually we end the evening in our
favourite bar surrounded by men and ladies with silly hats wearing
their pants on the outside of their jeans. They were French after all
and we excused their odd behaviour.

Day 2 snow, snow and snow every where. All runs closed. After an
expedition to the supermarket and several pain au chocolats later we
left for La Tour. Eventually a bus came and it was about time
as
we began to resemble snowmen. Got to La Tour and the pistes
were
still closed. So joined the kiddies on the nursery slopes. Phil first
to fall. Pip soon joined him head first and ate snow and half the
mountain.
Lunch involved omeletes and vin chaud followed by more terrorising of
kids on the nursery slope.
Time for afternoon nap to recharge batteries for the next installment.
After an evening of fine food containing the usual cheese lard
and
more cheese we had to resort to talking to each other.
Day 3 snow, snow and more snow. No skiing at all. An
expedition
was planned to Switzerland but even the trains weren't running. Plan C
was instigated and we had lunch in Ziggy's. More cheese this
time
in the form of a pizza. Then an energetic afternoon snoozing on the
settee followed by an exhausting game of cards. Eventually hunger set
in
and like all good hunter gathers we found the mobile and booked another
restaurant. This time there wasn't much cheese on the menu but
the chat up lines to the waitress included plenty.
Eventually resorted to type and end up in Ziggy's. Pichet man has
delivered. Stella is still our best mate.
Tomorrow Les Houches beckons as we will have to change resort to find
some skiing.
Day 4 we found snow, ice, avalanches and a bus to Les Houches
where we skied on the World Cup giant slalom downhill course.
Yes we actually skied.
The day started with totally apathy and croissants as it was snowing
and all lifts closed. So we caught a bus down the valley to another
resort. After several queues for buses, ski passes and bubble lift we
made it to soft white powder snow but little visibility.
After
trying to ski on top of a flat mountain we decided to go
downhill. As we descended the visibility improved but we
found
ice rather craftily hidden under fresh snow. After several falls by Pip
causing several avalanches we descended further. Nigel 'gadget man'
took on the black run whilst the remainder had a event free ski taking
on tunnels and snow cannons.
Several runs later we returned to apartment and gadget man who was only
person with full ski pass went up the cable car and descended on more
ice at the lower levels.
By dinner the visibility was excellent. Tomorrow will be excellent for
skiing but three of us will be on plane going home.
There and I didn't mention cheese on day 4.
Day 5 and 6 Nigel reports excellent skiing at Le Tour but three of us
are back at work.
Second Expedition
The 2nd trip to Argentiere by Brass included Alec, Simon and new member
Steve Gamble.
Blazing sunshine no wind perfect snow: Alec first to fall
!!!!!!!!!!! Down the stairs:
Steve coping very well aided by a mars bar and fag every 30 minutes.
Send more money. Alec and Simon hopeful of interesting photo
for
website (hopefully with their clothes on!)
More sunshine, more beer, more pain.
Steve has declared that taking his boots off at the end of the day is
better than sex (sorry Claire)
We couldn't have picked a better week - at the mid station almost too
warm.